"THESE BOARDS ARE F*ING W*NK" HOLOGRAPHIC STICKER
"THESE BOARDS ARE F*ING W*NK" HOLOGRAPHIC STICKER
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Inspired by that legendary Aspinall outburst, this sticker does the talking when your board lets you down (again).
Printed on high-quality sticker sheets and sealed with a holographic overlay - each finish has its own chaotic shine:
✨ Finish Options:
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Prism – triangle-patterned rainbow overlay for a sleek, geometric shine
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Night Sky – scattered stars in different sizes for a cosmic feel
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Strobe – glitter-style holographic for maximum impact
Stick it on your dart case, your bottle, or slap it on the board if it’s being wank.
🎯 Size: Approx. 5.5cm by 6.8cm
💦 Durability: Splashproof and scratch-resistant
📦 Made to order – dispatched in 1-5 working days
📮 Shipping:
All stickers are shipped via Royal Mail 2nd Class as standard
⚠️ Please note:
Colours and shine may vary slightly depending on the lighting and finish.
Each sticker is handmade, so small variations are normal.
Best for indoor use – not dishwasher or outdoor safe.
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“Seen these advertised and they looked mint. Had to buy a set, they came today, fitted them to my Asp Gen 1’s and they are absolutely stunning, flies perfectly. Wilky definitely knows what he’s doing. HIGHLY RECOMMEND.”
j**6 via TikTok Shop
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No.2 | Intermediate | July 9, 2025